Declaration of Independence

The Declaration of Independence was signed not too long ago, but this reporter is finally able to get it to the printing press. Really, it's about us signing us out of Britian's rule. In the Declaration, we don't have to obey British rule, we're our own country, and we can do whatever we want! If you don't think it's not revolutionary, then you must be British! We're finally done with Britian bossing us around, imposing taxes and punishments on us, and we don't have to drink tea anymore!